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Just Let Me Talk

I love my children.
I love, love, love them.
But I am struggling.
I know that I am not alone. I know Statia is struggling. A link she linked to recently clearly is as well.
Nick has taken to temper tantrums that are colossal. He can be such a joy, as seen here with [...]

Relationship Experts

On the radio this morning they were talking about a new theory in relationships. Because, you know, relationships are new and no one knows how to manage these newfangled things. They had a “relationship expert” on – this immediately is suspect to me as unless you’ve been in a convent all your life, [...]

These Kids Nowadays

A few weeks ago I had to make a run to the shops, as we were low on, oh, everything. I had picked the twins up from the nursery and they told me that Nora had been running a slight temperature and seemed quiet. I gave her a cuddle and a promise that [...]

This isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.*

Alternatively titled: A Post Brought To You Courtesy of Films of the 80’s
Yesterday I left work early for an appointment. I was offered a stunning haute couture gown to wear, complete with ties up the back that conveniently let my ass hang out for all to see. It was offset by a thick [...]

A Collection of Random Thoughts While Staring Out the Train

I have been busy with the new job. I click through the office in high heels and skirts, skirts several sizes smaller than I was wearing as the weight I dropped appears to be (apart from 1.5 kg) lost for good. I’m not sad. I like being several sizes smaller, actually. [...]

Plumbing

Saturday morning at 9 am I had a visit to the gynaecologist specialist.
Nine o’clock in the bloody morning. On a Saturday. If a man is going to be flashing some lights up my cooch on a Saturday morning he’d better be calling me darling and pouring me mimosas on a bed [...]

I Will Never Love Again*

* aka How to Create an En Suite
For the first time in my entire life, I have an en suite.
En suite is a term over here for a bathroom attached to the bedroom. I’m thinking that’s called a walk-in bathroom in the US, but I wouldn’t know because I never had one (insert sob [...]

Maintenance

Right, a few things:
1) Felicity asked how big the proposal billboard really is. Since Felicity is very nice indeed and she sent me info about an Elf-Along they had in Boston over Christmas, then Felicity gets her wish.

This is Nora sitting in front of it on Christmas Day.
Nick was too mesmerized by the lights [...]

The End of the World May Be Here, But I Baked Bread

I started my new job on Tuesday. It was a day full of induction that got called short due to the impending horrible weather. I don’t know if you’ve been following the nightmare weather we’ve been having here in England (and if you haven’t, then why haven’t you?) but we’ve had a bit [...]

It’s De-Lurk Time, Brought to You By the Number 2 and The Adverb

1) We’ve had 6 inches of snow here and another 9 are forecast, for a grand total of 15 (in case your maths are bad) or 40cm (in case your metrics are good). It’s big fun and I love it, although tomorrow was supposed to be Day 2 of the new job and it [...]

Rounding Past the Third Curve and Into the New Year

The holidays are over now.
And hey, I may be the only chick in the world who actually lost weight over the holidays, courtesy of a flu bug that slammed into this household on Christmas Day and lingered for another week.
Actually, the holidays ended on the 26th, when we returned to the house and found [...]