You Say Tomato, I Say Piss Off
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I can’t say that a movie where I get to hear one of the Golden Girls say “fuck” is a horrible film.
As a non-native speaker, I found a lot of things to learn from, e.g., Nick Hornby’s “A long way down”. Insults come in large flocks there :)
I can’t seem to think of any to add to your list. After a cup of coffee I could probably come up with some in Italian and maybe French for you. It would be a interesting conversation with my Grandmother tho. Thankfully she would just be happy I called her, for whatever reason lol.
And, thankfully both our scanners are not working at the moment!!
Assclown is my all time favorite…but I use it almost exclusively as a term of endearment for That Guy I Married:)
If I can get my freaking scanner to cooperate with me, I will post some photos of my youth. I can’t wait to see yours;)
Don’t need to scan anything. Old HS friends have already done that and I’m all over Facebook! But I’ll post something.
Oh, and my kids have started to swear in front of me. I don’t mind, but I can’t imagine where they learned that shit.
One of my favorites has always been “ShitfuckPISS”. the depth of meaning is more conveyed with the speed and inflection with which you say it.
Don’t need to scan anything. Old HS friends have already done that and I’m all over Facebook! But I’ll post something.
Oh, and my kids have started to swear in front of me. I don’t mind, but I can’t imagine where they learned that shit.
I usually refrain from swearing because I’ve hurt a lot of people with it before. You would prolly swear me under the table if we had a competition, LOL!
And that teenage picture thingy is a great idea! That might be my 365 for tomorrow too!
I’m a big fan of swearing, but I have to say I’ve never heard cock used as a term of endearment.
And how fun, I’ll dig out something to scan and post tomorrow for sure!
I love swearing too! I think you just touched on the reason I like British films so much. Their swearing is just so creative and it really sounds good. It just rolls off the tongue.
Whereas Mrs. Henderson Presents is a good movie, and Dame Judi Dench gets to say “fuck” and “pussy”. How cool is that??
My recollection is that native East Londoners, i.e. Cockneys, use the appellation “me old cock” without any hint of double meaning. presumably this “cock” is a shortened form of Cockney (whose origin itself is somewhat disputed).
It’s rather like the way we Brits use the word “fag” to mean “cigarette”, without ever thinking of the pejorative American sense, even though we all know it perfectly well.
Here’s my contribution from up north: knob head, bell end, numpty, baw bag, plonker, jakey, schemie radge, jobby, mingin’. All are best said with a strong weegie accent. :)
I have some seriously mingin’ pics of myself from back in the day but sadly there are all at my mom’s in the states…
Lee – excellent, thanks. I also use “plonker” and “numpty”, but I absolutely adore “minging”. I need to use that one more.
I will see if I can find any teenage pictures, but I think I burned all the bad ones a long time ago…. ;)
Fucktard and Arsehat are new ones.
Bollocks is an all time Favourite.
You’d Love “In Bruges” hearing Ralph Fiennes say “Fucking cunt children”, in a cockney accent multiples times, is phenomenal
I often call people either snatch or whore when I’m pissed and I’m quite fond of asshat too…
I prefer Italian Swearing, like “Bastardo” or “Putana la Madonna” or “Porco Dio” (all with rolling “R”).
When I gave birth to my son in hospital the women next door thought that there was a Sicilian woman delivering next door.
you may need to post a glossary of terms for us – I don’t know what half of those british swear words mean!
and I’ll dig in my archives tonight for a photo to scan. although I think most of the bad ones somehow met with an untimely end. ;-)
Helen, be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Consider yourself warned.
We need a glossary for your words – some of them escape me!
We need a glossary for your words.
The holy grail of bad words here in Canada is the ‘C’ word. (see I’m scared to write it) but in Scotland where I grew up, it was a swear word, but not _that_ bad. I often let it fly, but it tends to quiet a room very very quickly.
I love love love swear words.. rolling my tongue around them, putting as much emphasis on them as possible, enjoying every sylable.
One of my proudest achievements in life is being able to swear in eight languages (English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Yiddish, Croatian, and Creole). This, of course, leads to often muddled phrases, made worse by having British friends, and so now I regularly call people “baising douchewankers” and other odd combinations of swearwords. The movie “Saved” caused me to begin referring to the female reproductive zone as “the muffin basket,” and so now I have the habit of adding the word “muffin” to cursewords, most commonly making the phrase “cuntmuffin.”
My favorite movie has got to be “Scotland, PA” because, sure, my favorite actress is in it, and it’s a great film, but anything that combines Shakespeare and the word “fuck” in copious helpings is good in my book. I also love that someone aside from me has been known to utter the phrase “fuck fuckity fuck” (it was written into the movie after the director heard his wife, who plays the lead female, utter it at home).
I’ll dig out my incredibly awkward high-school pictures, but I may black my face out. Don’t worry, it’ll still look really awkward.
I like to use “that kick’s a donkey’s ass” for something funny. Don’t ask me where I came up with it. I have no clue. :-)
P.S. apologies for the screwed up URL in my info. It wouldn’t let me post without changing it.
jackhole is one of my all time favourites…
“Asspanda” is a new favorite of mine, although I can’t take credit for it. I read it online somewhere recently, probably in a blog. I’m sorry I can’t remember where so I could give credit where credit is due, because it’s a good one.
In French, my favorite is “putain salope”, which loosely translates to “f***ing whore”. You can also put the “putain” in front of other nouns, like “putain voiture”, said in anger when your car won’t start, or “putain patron” when your boss is being a wanker. ;)
Similar to cursing, although not quite the same, are Southern colloquialisms. A couple of my favorites: “It’s hotter’n two rats f***ing in a wool sock!”; “He’s busier’n a three-legged cat on a marble floor with diarrhea”; “Shit fire and save the matches”; “She’s so stupid she couldn’t pour water from a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel”.
Dutch people say “shit” all.the.time, when you drop something, when you forget something. We say it without thinking, no one will be offended if you say it out loud.
However, when we visited our Canadian relatives this summer *they* turned purple when *I* hit my toe and blood was all over the door step and I called out shitshitshit. Bf and I even had an argument about it: he said I shouldn’t have said shit and I thought my toe was more important than their sensitive souls.
Anyway, my fav British words must be wanker and tosser. Esp uttered with a fake posh accent. I watch this English show where girls who more or less live in bars have to try and become a lady at Egglestone(?) Hall. Great for my foreign vocabulary!
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Sarah P. (Does the “P” doesn’t stand for “Palin,” by any chance? That would be awkward…), I’m stealing “asspanda.”
Oh, and I forgot to say that “asshat” is a fave. I nearly cried with excitement when someone uttered it on “Brothers and Sisters,” nearly one-upping when someone on the same show called someone else a “pantload.”
“Diptard”
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I’ve recently been introduced to anusbagel and twatweasel except that I think that someone just made those up. I especially like the first one because my son would report it as “a nice bagel” so I’d be ok there. I once shouted “you silly arse” in a driving incident and my son later reported (in hushed tones) that mummy had called a naughty man (imagine my sharp intake of breath) “a silly horse”. Phew.
I like asshat but my favorite insult still comes from the brits – “Your mother is a hampster and your father eats elderberries.”
I worked in a factory in Chicago for several years, and learned to cuss in just about every language imaginable. There is a cuss in Tagalog, one word which I can’t even begin to hope to spell, that refers to the filth that accumulates under one’s foreskin. The Hindi cusses are really great, and they have a separate term for sisterf*cker, which they seem to save for those who are truly aweful. Personally, I’m quite partial to the term “Fucktard” and use it liberally when referring to my company’s management.